Spirits theme is popular to joke about – Norrländska Socialdemokraten in Luleå writes on sales of spirits at the ICA will now be allowed as in other European countries, while New Wermlandstidningen talks about alcohol ban on restaurant street.
But research and new technologies are also a popular way to cheat. In Gävle reported on research that found that Gästrikeleden residents have better coordination skills after the Chernobyl accident, while the toes become sprawling. This could be an explanation for all major sports performance among the inhabitants of Gastrikland. Härnösands Allehanda writes about 3D technology on the Web, and promises free 3D glasses via its online shop just for 1 April.
In Katrineholm seems 300 villa accommodation local residents have pulled a winning ticket. At least if they can rhyme. It is what the new telecom company Fibrosolutions calls for the reasonable price of a crown pulling fiber (broadband) to the villa.
– In one day we offer house customers fiber broadband for a crown, says Fibrosolutions Marketing Avril Primerio to Katrineholms Courier.
Some want to be intimidated and stir up emotions. Göteborgsposten kidding about the congestion charge cameras will be used to catch speeders. Sveriges Radio P4 Jämtland reports that this globally unique ancient monument Kill the case should be closed and become a lithium mine. And on Gotland happens that stuff. For years, a heated debate about parking fees in Visby going on. But now puts technology management foot down, according to Gotland Allehanda, and suggests parking charges across the island.
– Why should people in the country have to park anyway, when you do not get to do it in Visby, says the investigator behind the proposal according Gotland Allehanda.
Children and Adolescents newspaper Kamratposten announces that it no longer will be appearing in Swedish. Going forward, it will only be available in US English. An excellent way for children to learn languages, writes Kamratposten.
In Jukkasjarvi reports News 24 to the Ice Hotel will be renamed. The associations with ice in the beginning could be wrong and many have complained that the hotel name may be linked to the Islamic state, ice, writes the site. Therefore, changing the hotel to Snow Star hotel.
In Gävle has Arbetarbladet ventured out on a political joke novelty. The newspaper report under the heading Startling revelations that Councilman, and the ardent twittraren Lars Beckman (M) come out as art projects. At the same time his twitter account in the grave.
– I am dark red, says Beckman itself according to the newspaper.
Today’s Industrial jokes about banks’ greed in less interest periods. Visit the banks will cost money, perhaps as much as a cinema ticket. But it is also certain, remote branch offices be cheaper to visit, and at certain times, banks will offer “happy hour”. “At first we were considering closing offices entirely for customers. It’s hard to get anything done when they run around in here all the time. But we quickly realized that everyone knocking on the windows would disrupt even more, “said a bank employee who wishes to remain anonymous to di.
Swebus jokes about selfies. The Company shall prohibit selfiepinnar on the buses, and instead offer special selfieplatser, said the bus company.
Halland News writes about a study which is expected to propose that the three nudist beaches in central Varberg be abolished. It is because they are not in line with the municipality’s Vision 2025, “there will no longer be free to stroll around in just the brass”, the paper said. “We remove the ban and pointers”, notes the officer on community development office.
In Värmland reported about a great mystery. The wind turbines at Gässlingegrundet has long been struggling and therefore been the scourge of Karlstad and Hammarö municipalities. But now one of the works disappeared, reports Värmland Folkblad. Seemingly without a trace.
– It is completely incomprehensible, says Wind Farm Vänern president of Värmland Folkblad.
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